How to have fat bettas

[gingerbeer]

Step 1: Buy two fighting fish for the kids in a betta barrack designed for 4, adjusted for 2

Step 2: Put betta barrack in your 6 foot tank

Step 3: Place a healthy thriving colony of Endlers guppy in the tank

Step 4: Ensure a healthy amount of baby endlers (tricky to get size right and might need a bit of practice

Step 5: Ensure Betta barrack has 1 mm of water over the lip

Step 6: Play theme tune from the Great Escape - OK to just hum if you do not have access to the soundtrack

Step 7: Discover the secret to keeping two male bettas in one tank - make them so fat they can't move

Hope this helps someone in the art of keeping bettas.

[Bettarazzi]

Haha... how many baby endlers have you got left? Eventually those bettas are going to have a big poop and then they'll be fighting fit again. :D

[Dreamer]

LOL poor little endlers...talk about a dream day for the Bettas, a live all you can eat bar :D

[gingerbeer]

Still a fair few endlers there.

Put a padlock on the betta barracks now.

[jusdeb]

Is this real ? Or is it a joke?

[gingerbeer]

Putting a padlock on is a joke - the rest happened - wasn't planned

The water was a bit high - I have dropped the water level so they can;t escape. I was quite surprised at how effecient an eating machine the fighters are