Chuckie Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 that has to be one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard!!! =)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbies Betta Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I agree :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 And I thought tequila worms were bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbies Betta Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 tequila worms like VE but you drink them? mmmmmmmmm red skin Vodka :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 If you look in sth american bottles of tequila there's always a fat maggot in the bottom... it adds to the flavour... if you get the last shot you have to eat the worm. FYI... it pays not to chew... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettaBred Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Tequila,did someone say Tequila :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Nevermind tequila. A brazilian friend gave me a bottle of Pedra 90, Aguadente de cana... she promises it isn't tequila but it is pretty similar. Anyway, a bag of limes, a bag of caster sugar, a tub of ice a bloody great jug and something that looks like a wooden masher will turn out a summertime drink that will turn you into the world's happiest alcoholic. Much better than slammers and worms, which always end in tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbies Betta Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 ahh so A bit like witchety grubs on the bottom of the bottle yuk but Tequila is deff one of my all time fav drinks, right after my Vodka of course. Man that's a versatile drink :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishy Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Umm.. Steve.. why would cam put the apple on his tongue?? It's uh.. yucks... Oh oh.. vodka.. so many possiblities... buy a watermelon, drill a hole in it, get some of it out and then pour vodka.. put in freeze and voila! alcoholic fruit. Delicious AND healthy for ya :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishy Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Oh and as Turanga Leela once said (from now defunct Futurama): (This is for anyone under 18 reading this) Alcohol is really really really bad for you. Until you turn 18. Then alcohol is very very very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Really? Well, why do I always feel so bad the next day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbies Betta Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 LOL go Leela and her little alien "dog" :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betta Collective Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 :D Oh come on guys its barely different to pickled onions. It has, in fact, quite a sharp bite to it that is quite tantilizing to the taste buds........ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambo Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 what if i use a fake id? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 You still get a hangover. I prefer things not to bite back when I bite them, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishy Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Like a famous philosopher once said Lambo, 'Teen drinking is very bad, Yo, I got a fake ID though..' :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishy Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Oh and Bren, you feel bad because you're not drinking the right stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 You only say that because you're young and your kidneys are still bouncy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbies Betta Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 mmmmm bouncy Kidneys don't know bout having bouncy kidneys. Kidneys are one of us Russians most gaurded things. you would not believe how many times they have been poked. and when they are poked you better not be holding anything otherwise it goes flying :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishy Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 hmm.. i dont know about you bren... but my uh.. kidneys don't bounce.. Other parts may.. but kidney?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Trust me... after years of drinking your kidneys lose their resilience. There are no Saturday nights after a Friday night... just a bit of groaning and moaning about how you got so old so quick. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishy Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 But but but... it's the answer to everything!!! Husband: 'oh it was such a tough day at work' Wife: 'That's alright darlink.. here's a nip of gin' H:'Oh the baby is screaming again darls.' W: 'I know darrrrlink, that's why I'm on my 2nd bottle of tequila' W: 'Honey, I had a car accident today. And here is a lovely bourbon and coke' H: 'That is rather thoughtful of you my dear. Bourbon and coke' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Well of course, and this is why it's such a shame that after only 20 or so years of enjoying having this ready answer to everything at your fingertips morning noon and night, your body starts to protest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbies Betta Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 but that's only if you take the drink away from your body. If you keep supplying, ur body, and ur mind are happy Lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren MacFish Posted September 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 You'd have to rig up some sort of device to drip feed you while you were asleep... I've heard of people who do that. Imagine being that ingenious when you're plastered. That's much more dedicated than watching The Wall and talking about crap that happened when you were a teenager. Anyway, have you seen someone bleed out? Alcoholics can just suddenly spontaneously start bleeding from under their fingernails and their eyes, ears, nose, lips... and if a few immediate blood transfusions don't work, doctors just have to stand by and watch them bleed out. Imagine saying goodbye to your family while that's happening. It's worse than a Monty Python Liver Donor sketch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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